Thursday, 18 December 2008

This blog is going to be fairly boring at present due to the fact I'm at home and there's no real activity here, so I guess I'll just run with what I've got at the moment. I'll be buying a crappy disposable camera soon so I can post some things up here. That will hopefully become a more regular thing too. Tonight is thursday which means the only good night in Canterbury, so I'm pretty much on that one.

Seeing as I haven't got anything to say as such I'm going to telly ou the mouse story.

Basically, when I first moved into my flat in London we suspected that we had a mouse in the kitchen, we used to hear scratching from within the cabinets and stuff but we never actually found it. At night though you could hear it running around the kitchen and because the lights were on the other side you had to run the risk of stepping on it, it was fucking terrifying trying to get water or use the toilet.

Anyway after a while the scratching stopped and we thought it must of jibbed us for a better place with more food or floors, so we completely forgot about it. Life got a bit calmer. But one night I was laying in bed reading a book when I hear this scratching under my bed, and I completely ruined my sheets, so terrified. After a while of screaming like a little bitch I maintained composure, and decided to pull out my bed, as I did he darted across the other side of the room. Once again I screamed, but after a while of this happen I got used to it and I just got fucking angry. I was ready to end it, so I put my shoes on and grabbed a broom. So there I was, standing in the middle of my room in my boxers, some shoes brandishing a broom. After about 2 hours of chasing this dickneck all of my furniture was pushed into the middle of my room away from the walls. He jumped into my draws and I was right behind him, I was ready to make him meet his maker. I opened it and with a war cry I bludgeoned it about 20 times, whilst screaming. After this he was definitely dead, so i picked it up with a bag and threw it out my window, we haven't had any mice since.

Check out Fruit Salad, I think they are impressive.

I'm currently getting royally fucked over by the flu or something like everyone else in the world, but I'm ignoring it because it's a piece of shit and I'm better than that.

I also just listened to The Deep Blue again for the first time in a while. I've seen them a few times now and it is nothing short of epic, one time was in the middle of a field in the pouring rain in the middle of nowhere.

I'm not sure what they are doing at the moment, but they just did a tour in sweden, so I'd imagine they will be doing stuff around the UK soon. You can get Antarctic Abyss from their myspace page. Bless.

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